30% More Slop T-Shirt

30% More Slop T-Shirt

Navy / S
From $29.99
Skip to product information
30% More Slop T-Shirt
  • 30% More Slop T-Shirt
30% More Slop T-Shirt

30% More Slop T-Shirt

📈 NOW WITH 30% MORE SLOP! 🟢

You asked for more.

Actually, nobody asked for more. But we made more anyway.

Thanks to exciting advances in artificial intelligence, every prompt now contains 30% more Slop than the leading brand of questionable Internet garbage.

⌨️ Prompts: same size
🟢 Slop: 30% MORE
🧠 Accuracy: 30% less important
🤖 Confidence: unnecessarily increased
✨ Hallucinations: same great taste

How did we fit the extra 30% in there?

We generated it.

More fingers. More mystery objects. More things you specifically told AI not to include.

30% MORE SLOP — More Slop in Every Prompt.

New package. Same great hallucinations.

 
 
 


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.
bmp-sizechart-tshirt for Base Theme
Color: Navy
Size:
From $29.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Free Returns

Fast Shipping

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Related products

FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.