Shipping policy

🚚 Shipping the Slop

We ship to customers around the world, bringing premium internet garbage straight to your doorstep.

🇺🇸 Free U.S. Shipping

Enjoy FREE standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $75.

📦 Order Processing

Every shirt is printed just for you after you place your order.

Most orders are printed and processed within 2–5 business days, although processing times may be a little longer during holidays, product launches, or periods of unusually high slop production.

🚚 Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, most U.S. deliveries arrive within 4-8 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

International delivery times vary by destination.

📬 Track Your Slop

As soon as your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep.

🔒 Secure Checkout

Shop with confidence. Every order is processed through Shopify's secure, encrypted checkout system, keeping your payment information safe every step of the way.

⏳ A Quick Heads-Up

Delivery estimates are just that—estimates. Occasionally, shipping carriers, weather, customs, or other unexpected delays can slow things down. We'll always do our best to get your order moving as quickly as possible.

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Printed Fresh. Shipped Fast. Hallucinations Included.