{"product_id":"30-more-slop-t-shirt","title":"30% More Slop T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none -mt-px h-px translate-y-(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom)\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a5ce795-52e0-83ea-b721-cad1c3607407-6\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a5ce795-52e0-83ea-b721-cad1c3607407-6\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a5ce795-52e0-83ea-b721-cad1c3607407-6\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-24\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"1cefd0dd-b17f-4c53-a277-23107cd36264\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-6\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003e📈 NOW WITH 30% MORE SLOP! 🟢\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"54\"\u003eYou asked for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"117\"\u003eActually, \u003cstrong data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"92\"\u003enobody asked for more.\u003c\/strong\u003e But we made more anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"275\"\u003eThanks to exciting advances in artificial intelligence, every prompt now contains \u003cstrong data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"218\"\u003e30% more Slop\u003c\/strong\u003e than the leading brand of questionable Internet garbage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"438\"\u003e⌨️ Prompts: same size\u003cbr data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e🟢 Slop: \u003cstrong data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e30% MORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e🧠 Accuracy: 30% less important\u003cbr data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"359\"\u003e🤖 Confidence: unnecessarily increased\u003cbr data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"400\"\u003e✨ Hallucinations: \u003cstrong data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"438\"\u003esame great taste\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eHow did we fit the extra 30% in there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"500\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eWe generated it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eMore fingers. 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