{"title":"🛣️ Slop Destinations","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003ePack your prompts and hit the road. \u003cstrong\u003eSlop Destinations\u003c\/strong\u003e is a collection of vintage-inspired travel tees celebrating the internet's most legendary fictional AI tourist traps. From \u003cstrong\u003eSlopville\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eSlop Springs\u003c\/strong\u003e to \u003cstrong\u003eCamp Hallucination\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eSlop Beach Club\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ePrompt Motel\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eSlop Diner\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong\u003eRoute Slop 66\u003c\/strong\u003e, every design turns AI mishaps into unforgettable roadside adventures.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by classic souvenir shirts, national parks, old highway attractions, and Americana travel graphics, these tees are made for AI enthusiasts, travelers, programmers, and anyone who appreciates retro style with a healthy dose of internet nonsense. Your next favorite destination doesn't exist... and that's exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"slop-university-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop University Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47446987669666,"sku":"64611982057866529742","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47446987702434,"sku":"25258270035676209058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47446987735202,"sku":"11755264838062887584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47446987767970,"sku":"28331149062190805726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47446987800738,"sku":"17481113799766846733","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47446987833506,"sku":"99090030248192923506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47446987866274,"sku":"10790233694516924493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47446987899042,"sku":"20514727563520696703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47446987931810,"sku":"28943286621670107773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47446987964578,"sku":"20144842822720403218","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47446987997346,"sku":"22788111425910053466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47446988030114,"sku":"22565572643567521014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47446988062882,"sku":"19630806566342188174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47446988095650,"sku":"22018339028412427164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47446988128418,"sku":"96722272225322277525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47446988161186,"sku":"16254607227121131448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47446988193954,"sku":"12041952193517192584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47446988226722,"sku":"28658660257869768837","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47446988259490,"sku":"23544583102232363475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47446988292258,"sku":"26557615935267871309","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47446988325026,"sku":"31112547237033920007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47446988357794,"sku":"20888932174561254486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47446988390562,"sku":"86547645689848490248","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47446988423330,"sku":"17324390773040700260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988456098,"sku":"18023559025629703711","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988488866,"sku":"10048282033431718216","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988521634,"sku":"45527790065435147945","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988554402,"sku":"15882740306172738953","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988587170,"sku":"29253639033858610321","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47446988619938,"sku":"34929015859301351111","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_39.png?v=1785335802"},{"product_id":"store-of-slop-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Store of Slop Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47466896425122,"sku":"37227453002193301391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47466896457890,"sku":"20996798910161853867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47466896490658,"sku":"25138586550976821191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47466896523426,"sku":"25097255926195540120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47466896556194,"sku":"29403929331223302186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47466896588962,"sku":"23901661618359891803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47466896621730,"sku":"18337894067609827561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47466896654498,"sku":"12893448486227932988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47466896687266,"sku":"16400150737303416862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47466896720034,"sku":"13005726080267099185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47466896752802,"sku":"69259332698535208350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47466896785570,"sku":"19169091007286848502","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47466896818338,"sku":"26857760495112693830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47466896851106,"sku":"22746704547128903992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47466896883874,"sku":"44740308184499167551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47466896916642,"sku":"14627302988652165478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47466896949410,"sku":"52918310549617889274","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47466896982178,"sku":"68407597589521313208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47466897014946,"sku":"27179230763581245075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47466897047714,"sku":"16561661482866783409","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47466897080482,"sku":"32788721271624722554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47466897113250,"sku":"25175547520116870343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47466897146018,"sku":"78826901816240625703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47466897178786,"sku":"25047110531693028369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897211554,"sku":"13825470970095412471","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897244322,"sku":"16331659124791923926","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897277090,"sku":"17803009588407002290","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897309858,"sku":"25589960498923992447","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897342626,"sku":"44472220752775475096","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466897375394,"sku":"22091782694109565888","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_14.png?v=1785261954"},{"product_id":"camp-slop-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Camp Slop Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable. 👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness. 🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally). 🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day. 🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions. 🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI. 🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners. Premium Apparel for Professional Sloppers. For people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47466978541730,"sku":"25583943017210492058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47466978574498,"sku":"14326557169372232285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47466978607266,"sku":"10705163837405530670","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47466978640034,"sku":"31781336678107862375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47466978672802,"sku":"15776070499234117498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47466978705570,"sku":"12420966366988655071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47466978738338,"sku":"22563251054114632600","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47466978771106,"sku":"86219787352324188437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47466978803874,"sku":"15216329991022298327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":47466978836642,"sku":"33890615979492823504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47466978869410,"sku":"17716730092708922174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47466978902178,"sku":"28209593864925888835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47466978934946,"sku":"77770473924733446490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47466978967714,"sku":"10253613595831593084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47466979000482,"sku":"16046706285256910699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47466979033250,"sku":"42433991607068888544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":47466979066018,"sku":"85191102941228356733","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47466979098786,"sku":"50175785109388797556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47466979131554,"sku":"30671551888396423247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47466979164322,"sku":"13447214168301305876","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47466979197090,"sku":"13456723366869828172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47466979229858,"sku":"16076124061435044478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47466979262626,"sku":"19923044401912231060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47466979295394,"sku":"31779319353533258575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47466979328162,"sku":"19957700905741328126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47466979360930,"sku":"15309474574022370530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47466979393698,"sku":"18068009755996209929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979426466,"sku":"25354006462711264534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979459234,"sku":"16106433376191114300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979492002,"sku":"32367442471759164227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979524770,"sku":"15732156598701700252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979557538,"sku":"78781900373947255272","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979590306,"sku":"32672331712128575473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47466979623074,"sku":"15331380844170278194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47466979655842,"sku":"38199872003935903817","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":47466979688610,"sku":"22497615102899068556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47466979721378,"sku":"19779821862512224986","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_5.png?v=1786124193"},{"product_id":"slop-national-park-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop National Park Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470290272418,"sku":"29175260721822743785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470290305186,"sku":"13464821643241212029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470290337954,"sku":"12447549462993320666","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470290370722,"sku":"75436491391037149273","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470290403490,"sku":"91799566877611464619","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470290436258,"sku":"20690468588865363222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470290469026,"sku":"74223458090822209256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470290501794,"sku":"63647259990138135599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470290534562,"sku":"99516601842049851981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470290567330,"sku":"15549973359136421378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470290600098,"sku":"14555406843459826652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470290632866,"sku":"62773203530529514323","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470290665634,"sku":"12917260435947123638","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470290698402,"sku":"13837539306968771349","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470290731170,"sku":"75487151918047840294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470290763938,"sku":"12239235460932551410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470290796706,"sku":"18723433850639803781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470290829474,"sku":"12692965577271489573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470290862242,"sku":"77974103344790955796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470290895010,"sku":"44689357505993899788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470290927778,"sku":"23242253279662727192","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470290960546,"sku":"95088658650306496594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470290993314,"sku":"32553493414686372439","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470291026082,"sku":"15407652430941610001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291058850,"sku":"22957130828488879644","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291091618,"sku":"18764432843231309414","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291124386,"sku":"14511398179715944457","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291157154,"sku":"30679080704798174820","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291189922,"sku":"69248874503970768131","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470291222690,"sku":"12530833953602061475","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/11.png?v=1785195652"},{"product_id":"lake-slop-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Lake Slop Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47470313406626,"sku":"31547171807230134530","price":30.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470313439394,"sku":"80575086240922487317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470313472162,"sku":"29694120444216913457","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470313504930,"sku":"15157472814357050446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470313537698,"sku":"32505708356533712355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470313570466,"sku":"10827390163980878935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470313603234,"sku":"24433583411441923717","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47470313636002,"sku":"11834957669773419424","price":30.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470313668770,"sku":"30206171350065543324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470313701538,"sku":"12655284857484432799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470313734306,"sku":"29371815933798145466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470313767074,"sku":"12143670876087510612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470313799842,"sku":"60927009529454417045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47470313832610,"sku":"17348925153586645452","price":30.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470313865378,"sku":"17682705393468772563","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470313898146,"sku":"12894356134275987518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470313930914,"sku":"18610615728057514282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470313963682,"sku":"18072341762453230081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470313996450,"sku":"19013090976265728095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47470314029218,"sku":"12068528741594701569","price":30.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470314061986,"sku":"33637879430164948040","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470314094754,"sku":"20951337216841896836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470314127522,"sku":"11332332945740551901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470314160290,"sku":"10916274476030788547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314193058,"sku":"16127018157126895608","price":34.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314225826,"sku":"18232288785990629682","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314258594,"sku":"33809080848485811997","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314291362,"sku":"80669072573718383872","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314324130,"sku":"17060178790999126437","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470314356898,"sku":"56308745060104249847","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/9.png?v=1785194669"},{"product_id":"slop-beach-club-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop Beach Club Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470321664162,"sku":"27272336845971278816","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470321696930,"sku":"28329677372285573288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470321729698,"sku":"12796361474033901906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470321762466,"sku":"17166247307160796158","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470321795234,"sku":"20527758757574470136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470321828002,"sku":"25905422387412792629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470321860770,"sku":"12374894740399533365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470321893538,"sku":"12464093005989528789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470321926306,"sku":"65812900943662244118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470321959074,"sku":"55415341162112574280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470321991842,"sku":"71750392612489473905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470322024610,"sku":"32829222740078025493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470322057378,"sku":"31459234452892498778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470322090146,"sku":"24324085383510945687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470322122914,"sku":"14939355980477029984","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470322155682,"sku":"33318869455673090297","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470322188450,"sku":"21638769933295360639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470322221218,"sku":"21169231185760792470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470322253986,"sku":"30666428058092882529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470322286754,"sku":"24756020448662021663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470322319522,"sku":"28372241955026979054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470322352290,"sku":"24565831015545907375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470322385058,"sku":"43214121951970586378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470322417826,"sku":"18393524252797814106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322450594,"sku":"12967318105187217363","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322483362,"sku":"73941855383822045292","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322516130,"sku":"13603288182618008721","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322548898,"sku":"71440108289434766627","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322581666,"sku":"33493595172262386227","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470322614434,"sku":"13568028868019161373","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/8.png?v=1785193692"},{"product_id":"slop-mountain-lodge-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop Mountain Lodge Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470339031202,"sku":"30784417183615831927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470339063970,"sku":"29509198045023723579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470339096738,"sku":"22858162062356141100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470339129506,"sku":"22397004440398882367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470339162274,"sku":"14792039605437310078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470339195042,"sku":"50262075158138436604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470339227810,"sku":"73610587251221018795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470339260578,"sku":"14066520565207532319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470339293346,"sku":"15685501682513578982","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470339326114,"sku":"30138896659927862596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470339358882,"sku":"28681769606704245563","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470339391650,"sku":"41084170030284251021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470339424418,"sku":"26372390665438812625","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470339457186,"sku":"59765563497334777054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470339489954,"sku":"30577270105031124865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470339522722,"sku":"37222453215009895580","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470339555490,"sku":"22518250181355452861","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470339588258,"sku":"32046874265215031333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470339621026,"sku":"33756492120874505285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470339653794,"sku":"10530647201537759756","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470339686562,"sku":"31396888862885820367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470339719330,"sku":"52769131990370556877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470339752098,"sku":"24471521224643622117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470339784866,"sku":"47069642811897136855","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339817634,"sku":"31037572449012126852","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339850402,"sku":"18726468510979042582","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339883170,"sku":"26097625503684577634","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339915938,"sku":"29827690687971164780","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339948706,"sku":"16134324745116909589","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470339981474,"sku":"23791524416548894083","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/10.png?v=1785194954"},{"product_id":"route-slop-66-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Route Slop 66 Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470340571298,"sku":"78768967541566552871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470340604066,"sku":"22777358860786397687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470340636834,"sku":"29663140740022554785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470340669602,"sku":"16406786058454329569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470340702370,"sku":"31336835380823899482","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470340735138,"sku":"33216650444385174561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470340767906,"sku":"32492896481159254938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470340800674,"sku":"43933745046398314235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470340833442,"sku":"71866093831261513873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470340866210,"sku":"11323485348339528825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470340898978,"sku":"25462516021264232352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470340931746,"sku":"11558069709981304428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470340964514,"sku":"28531595789311689519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470340997282,"sku":"15350363322103170458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470341030050,"sku":"22423036913378198941","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470341062818,"sku":"20229569940414073773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470341095586,"sku":"26925847542897404970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470341128354,"sku":"26075203374122627337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470341161122,"sku":"25885250332494580043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470341193890,"sku":"16074039713948637029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470341226658,"sku":"16738010566966348955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470341259426,"sku":"17695885779766458314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470341292194,"sku":"32546238521244570672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470341324962,"sku":"26509649469443510830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341357730,"sku":"25486940439337869425","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341390498,"sku":"53294992771712457730","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341423266,"sku":"31604918001936480188","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341456034,"sku":"40444136530445622661","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341488802,"sku":"23697954103531628733","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470341521570,"sku":"12086207235677953781","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/7.png?v=1785193600"},{"product_id":"slop-national-forest-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop National Forest Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470345093282,"sku":"25338783430945889934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470345126050,"sku":"54044830098566209501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470345158818,"sku":"10433929986386124634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470345191586,"sku":"27565296359789869734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470345224354,"sku":"23156341142038558442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470345257122,"sku":"74991626528386085857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470345289890,"sku":"24053348611190077338","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470345322658,"sku":"21072634717228091817","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470345355426,"sku":"27144314848490269444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470345388194,"sku":"12661790579253758867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470345420962,"sku":"86515054276607092087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470345453730,"sku":"25268234643369032075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470345486498,"sku":"28356734296172636291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470345519266,"sku":"15955707621291950719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470345552034,"sku":"26801471228394162128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470345584802,"sku":"44903152993285573083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470345617570,"sku":"13642992132373593011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470345650338,"sku":"19571750055494016716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470345683106,"sku":"80918382395690360771","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470345715874,"sku":"33586214768545642712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470345748642,"sku":"31890601486084323450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470345781410,"sku":"11712671939896354170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470345814178,"sku":"14938443854268743258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470345846946,"sku":"32868131069608702347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470345879714,"sku":"18790349312303444115","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470345912482,"sku":"19377309496778245905","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470345945250,"sku":"49098113168379783127","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470345978018,"sku":"27268138500114404019","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470346010786,"sku":"98551072326002293214","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470346043554,"sku":"89156370420970277660","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/6.png?v=1785193495"},{"product_id":"camp-hallucination-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Camp Hallucination Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470346731682,"sku":"45218491467424750118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470346764450,"sku":"16307795414956321150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470346797218,"sku":"43433216916061513678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470346829986,"sku":"27989410312643073287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470346862754,"sku":"50652450485687560874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470346895522,"sku":"22023171703959379874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470346928290,"sku":"45352276600060689191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470346961058,"sku":"11679246876538111531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470346993826,"sku":"34396254737387655651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470347026594,"sku":"27405664814468886593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470347059362,"sku":"28158683743233085504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470347092130,"sku":"20609027511817048525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470347124898,"sku":"29091401935200670350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470347157666,"sku":"21851523649843251401","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470347190434,"sku":"15453882005023713314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470347223202,"sku":"25876671774383792041","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470347255970,"sku":"26270651691126832729","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470347288738,"sku":"94232492281885875581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470347321506,"sku":"27763646287924681444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470347354274,"sku":"27799128995816660550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470347387042,"sku":"12835926557446810555","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470347419810,"sku":"21926224356713666223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470347452578,"sku":"17791785648730214131","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470347485346,"sku":"14906559291039751229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347518114,"sku":"11213658382494295771","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347550882,"sku":"23005828612616430176","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347583650,"sku":"26345803272279516244","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347616418,"sku":"14743894388244735773","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347649186,"sku":"16777339520795723924","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470347681954,"sku":"56951517225285886050","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/5.png?v=1785193267"},{"product_id":"slop-springs-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop Springs Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470349582498,"sku":"25249024957992633342","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470349615266,"sku":"95356474038333118496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470349648034,"sku":"31240830000402840738","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470349680802,"sku":"19438642992915335083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470349713570,"sku":"33856398426651229988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470349746338,"sku":"17573696792316361414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470349779106,"sku":"23014592132625712458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470349811874,"sku":"23016580288327552359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470349844642,"sku":"46834399135053155647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470349877410,"sku":"46885829967704391550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470349910178,"sku":"70247228334929347677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470349942946,"sku":"12483420761910279030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470349975714,"sku":"19273553214288006529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470350008482,"sku":"73284211614828198787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470350041250,"sku":"16144145265707910359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470350074018,"sku":"10886622488544043219","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470350106786,"sku":"55705939038335833577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470350139554,"sku":"55516225183788857163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470350172322,"sku":"32337439940651715497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470350205090,"sku":"96077312313426031449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470350237858,"sku":"14893217824374449809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470350270626,"sku":"27985265909856217298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470350303394,"sku":"65997297622426559410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470350336162,"sku":"31943001238757833383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350368930,"sku":"24733269824705160671","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350401698,"sku":"23926026273910749294","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350434466,"sku":"11785613991260058845","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350467234,"sku":"77882570855344287348","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350500002,"sku":"33867380186696313165","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470350532770,"sku":"30001135470262167948","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/4.png?v=1785193369"},{"product_id":"slop-county-fair-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop County Fair Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470358167714,"sku":"28803892508025720597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470358200482,"sku":"25905052370712540689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470358233250,"sku":"13354134890241988133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470358266018,"sku":"53200181279108764496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470358298786,"sku":"58884012330679238941","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470358331554,"sku":"14403425832506257398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470358364322,"sku":"19122703200119542438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470358397090,"sku":"14705163627377505608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470358429858,"sku":"13997937557288495238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470358462626,"sku":"13945788562050120859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470358495394,"sku":"24261575283703221687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470358528162,"sku":"33674603219610088066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470358560930,"sku":"62932958864350889897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470358593698,"sku":"14082109536633620703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470358626466,"sku":"23539100269278379530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470358659234,"sku":"12120797591976069135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470358692002,"sku":"30851346763236853053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470358724770,"sku":"16922197752538815970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470358757538,"sku":"84892413386956203587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470358790306,"sku":"25786083924016839892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470358823074,"sku":"21119989962430220802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470358855842,"sku":"30574554884392951545","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470358888610,"sku":"28123920282710834815","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470358921378,"sku":"16103655867627566903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470358954146,"sku":"75566235827024010994","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470358986914,"sku":"18968077604869392517","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470359019682,"sku":"13504608430265658219","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470359052450,"sku":"28514159614497720532","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470359085218,"sku":"13304702700900054118","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470359117986,"sku":"18702801992683743292","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_42.png?v=1785336456"},{"product_id":"slop-island-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop Island Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470371569826,"sku":"43520052200545853326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470371602594,"sku":"59703301179163370706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470371635362,"sku":"52839510107562329106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470371668130,"sku":"48465482943080036798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470371700898,"sku":"20589414872242935384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470371733666,"sku":"29144942380526765796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470371766434,"sku":"27794442115324424177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470371799202,"sku":"30755128142899328957","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470371831970,"sku":"19201780868322400198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470371864738,"sku":"13547270090104470882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470371897506,"sku":"61814487007970595530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470371930274,"sku":"43959893802137705138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470371963042,"sku":"26037202879406144204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470371995810,"sku":"19151792891447455061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470372028578,"sku":"18499609385564190291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470372061346,"sku":"17397450456191489554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470372094114,"sku":"98670306112618172166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470372126882,"sku":"33224949002418122369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470372159650,"sku":"32034286876001125665","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470372192418,"sku":"11673497599401978721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470372225186,"sku":"18953905764233863557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470372257954,"sku":"25816689927600095372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470372290722,"sku":"18257356617561537976","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470372323490,"sku":"33328909783864253008","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372356258,"sku":"24075015990565523256","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372389026,"sku":"11741910918258233963","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372421794,"sku":"55802862910761409875","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372454562,"sku":"25011373949976387726","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372487330,"sku":"28217070054199371353","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470372520098,"sku":"11916107620773579473","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/3.png?v=1785185875"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-slopville-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Welcome to Slopville Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470390837410,"sku":"24816062547350730865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470390870178,"sku":"12574344511175713379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470390902946,"sku":"10961563808679887358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470390935714,"sku":"13902363441835041176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470390968482,"sku":"16381479547082147054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470391001250,"sku":"11823030622881020569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470391034018,"sku":"22618860489095787872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470391066786,"sku":"68146429172441060473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470391099554,"sku":"81261398068866372623","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470391132322,"sku":"22580791472866904616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470391165090,"sku":"24064988406690343457","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470391197858,"sku":"33089273240863437588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470391230626,"sku":"16082382661480257768","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470391263394,"sku":"40987576726490976544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470391296162,"sku":"32402821626512895710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470391328930,"sku":"20038132276966234714","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470391361698,"sku":"16946249680040747196","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470391394466,"sku":"13280751900430187353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470391427234,"sku":"21215281290109454483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470391460002,"sku":"23097283948517634610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470391492770,"sku":"86551369261106434925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470391525538,"sku":"13458418737620328634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470391558306,"sku":"23048332335300992377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470391591074,"sku":"29209506629427163577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391623842,"sku":"33074545906176520479","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391656610,"sku":"57601035893021276409","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391689378,"sku":"25467951821328042883","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391722146,"sku":"14781615413619471544","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391754914,"sku":"29745666095688606160","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470391787682,"sku":"31225622808619567711","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/2.png?v=1785184970"},{"product_id":"the-prompt-motel-graphic-t-shirt","title":"The Prompt Motel Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470420164770,"sku":"92411825119989612014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470420197538,"sku":"33925038222011833170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470420230306,"sku":"18529959797054395367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470420263074,"sku":"24450435163044610195","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470420295842,"sku":"75518115696719186510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470420328610,"sku":"25864107495838966640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470420361378,"sku":"11220447962255203715","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470420394146,"sku":"14178839608237378301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470420426914,"sku":"21085529081092402056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470420459682,"sku":"21355367025104813137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470420492450,"sku":"63014318373553220105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470420525218,"sku":"16075846787470207764","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470420557986,"sku":"67284877643392963330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470420590754,"sku":"11616981490213794711","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470420623522,"sku":"24510201267052311822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470420656290,"sku":"24162998430034917089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470420689058,"sku":"15258387000486683617","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470420721826,"sku":"14636100286522502205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470420754594,"sku":"20726338493253016307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470420787362,"sku":"25487731432040394999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470420820130,"sku":"17757648126319546893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470420852898,"sku":"81444071821216092802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470420885666,"sku":"10041135723224135392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470420918434,"sku":"17144592542142245271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470420951202,"sku":"16482182108630258605","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470420983970,"sku":"77273170994044108614","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470421016738,"sku":"28787480372893529245","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470421049506,"sku":"49679241478514385246","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470421082274,"sku":"17844926589010392923","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470421115042,"sku":"11461855156350911089","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_37.png?v=1785334402"},{"product_id":"slop-diner-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Slop Diner Graphic T-Shirt","description":"🟢 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton — Ridiculously soft. Suspiciously comfortable.\n👕 Classic Unisex Fit — Runs true to size for maximum sloppiness.\n🌬️ Lightweight \u0026amp; Breathable — Perfect for prompting, doomscrolling, and touching grass (occasionally).\n🧼 Pre-Shrunk Fabric — Your shirt won't hallucinate a new size after laundry day.\n🧵 Built to Last — Reinforced stitching for countless prompt sessions.\n🏷️ Tear-Away Label — Because the only thing that should bug you is AI.\n🇺🇸 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA — Made fresh by our trusted U.S. print partners.\n\nPremium Apparel for Professional Sloppers.\n\nFor people who know AI is changing the world... one glorious hallucination at a time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47470427078818,"sku":"24729407567120758893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":47470427111586,"sku":"21799385854005928734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47470427144354,"sku":"27783162705342034057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47470427177122,"sku":"89895585560648413719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47470427209890,"sku":"11919239606523755280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47470427242658,"sku":"89850388898273072324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47470427275426,"sku":"95536873661189940578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47470427308194,"sku":"12818908579555917326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":47470427340962,"sku":"23088538927953293615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47470427373730,"sku":"15643932837074405045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47470427406498,"sku":"21072235552336181706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47470427439266,"sku":"26143255045738891606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47470427472034,"sku":"21910031011060468781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47470427504802,"sku":"31678761782684282967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":47470427537570,"sku":"30441284881189111005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47470427570338,"sku":"30306280747698803851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47470427603106,"sku":"26781265248500588073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47470427635874,"sku":"24211475149663946834","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47470427668642,"sku":"17934630856379623485","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47470427701410,"sku":"23892281706234350396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":47470427734178,"sku":"13786860898892188011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47470427766946,"sku":"27916831031998784215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47470427799714,"sku":"19360350763998583745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47470427832482,"sku":"11307621469628688085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470427865250,"sku":"20944127103902005861","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470427898018,"sku":"45974210751156075033","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470427930786,"sku":"50271138920415067665","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470427963554,"sku":"26730864591283745699","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470427996322,"sku":"43874072293076344892","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47470428029090,"sku":"19708523439028781279","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/files\/DESIGNS_36.png?v=1785334191"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5290\/6914\/collections\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_7_2026_12_13_14_PM.png?v=1786119470","url":"https:\/\/shop.fullofslop.com\/collections\/%f0%9f%9b%a3%ef%b8%8f-slop-destinations.oembed","provider":"Full of Slop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}